24. At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul (1964)

23. Fiend (1980)25. The Return of Dracula (1958)

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Now there’s a title for you. Today, we travel to South America for the first Brazilian horror film, and what a first horror film it is. Directed, co-written, and starring José Mojica Marins, At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul marks the first appearance of Brazilian icon Zé de Caixão, or as he’s better-known in English countries, Coffin Joe. This top-hat-sporting undertaker states his warped philosophy right at the start of the movie, theatrically declaring to the camera that, “Existence is the continuity of blood” and, “Blood is the reason to exist”. Coffin Joe, motivated by the continuation of his own blood by way of an offspring, would appear in seven movies through the 1960’s and 1970’s, with one more appearance in Embodiment of Evil (2008). How did this character achieve such popularity in Brazil and cult status worldwide? Let’s find out.

The opening credits set the stage for what’s to come. After Coffin Joe’s introduction, the movie shows four of Marins’ co-stars being violently attacked or intimidated by an unseen perpetrator. Above the murky symphonic theme are the sound of anguished cries, which continue as the credits transition into an animated cemetery. The wind howls as a witchy laugh joins in the cacophony. The camera pans across occult items and a skull, all belonging to a witch, who appears and warns the audience members who are faint of heart to leave. It’s not all that dissimilar to William Castle introducing to 13 Ghosts (1960), but given the terrified screams and images of violences that preceded this warning, the hokey skull and theatrical acting likely provided little comfort to the easily frightened. At Midnight has teeth that Castle’s films never did, and Marins’ is more than happy to show them off.

To shock and terrify is this movie’s intention, and it fully succeeds in this regard. By 1964 standards, there are few equivalents for the violence in this movie. The only films that were bloodier were those of Herschell Gordon Lewis, namely Blood Feast (1963), Two-Thousand Maniacs (1964) and Color Me Blood Red (1965). The former is considered to be the first splatter film and what earned Lewis the title of “Godfather of Gore”. However, Blood Feast places splatter over scares, and combined the low-budget, four-day production results in a cheesy b-grade horror flick with some gnarly gore. At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul, on the other hand, packs a punch even in 2020. Coffin Joe brutalizes his victims in all sorts of ways, whether it’s severing one’s finger with a broken bottle or strangling and drowning a man in a bathtub and biting his head when he tries to resist. Coffin Joe is a monster in human form.

His brutality towards his fellow man is only matched by his hatred and defiance of God. If he could, Coffin Joe would invite the Devil to sit at his dinner table. He eats meat on holy days when it is strictly forbidden, even going so far as to eat it in plain sight of a religious parade and laughing about it. Coffin Joe operates in direct opposition to society. His self-interest and survival overrides any concern for others. Torture and blasphemy are his only two delights. These things should work against a character and one’s ability to endure their persistent presence onscreen. This isn’t a character to root for as he takes on some kind of establishment–to do so would be far too selfless. Coffin Joe does, however, show a single bit of humanity that helps endear him to audiences. He witnesses a man beating his son and pulls the boy away from the man. Joe’s obsession with the preservation of blood motivates this action, but it shows that there are some lines even he won’t cross. It humanizes him.

Not that it makes Coffin Joe a good guy, of course. Far from it. Sometimes, though, a villain is the most entertaining part of a movie, like in the Nightmare on Elm Street films or one of my personal favorites in Slumber Party Massacre II (1987). Freddie Krueger is not a good person. Neither is the driller killer. Both get their comeuppance in the end though. Coffin Joe differs in that he is the main character. There is no “final girl” to take him on. It is him versus the heavens and the earth. Good will ultimately prevail, and as Joe’s actions weigh increasingly heavy on his mind and the words of warning from the witch echo, his internal struggle grows. We know it won’t end well for him, and maybe that’s why it’s possible to love a character that is as downright vile as Coffin Joe.

That, and Josê Mojica Marins performance is perfect. Marins wasn’t his own first pick for the role, but when the actor dropped out of the project, Marins stepped in. With how enthusiastically he plays the part, it’s hard to believe anyone else could have been Coffin Joe. Marins even had long thumbnails before filming, which became one the character’s most defining features. Perfect for the purposes of eye-gouging. Marin’s theatrical proclamations and delivery may appear cartoonish, but they also fit the egomaniacal character of Coffin Joe. He needs to display both confidence and self-centeredness for the part to work, and Marins accomplishes that with ease. Even if it wasn’t his intention to be Zê de Caixão, it was the role Marins was born to play.

Brazilian audiences went wild for the movie upon its release in 1964, but the state censors were not so pleased. At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul came out during a tumultuous period in Brazilian history that would require a proper academic essay to explain. The short IMDb trivia version of the movie’s release history goes that the national censorship board had been disbanded, leaving it up to the states to decide whether to allow the movie or not. Some chose to ban the film, but the ones that let it run saw great success. The reason for the ban was not only for the violent content, but also the blasphemy contained within the film. While I’m very much opposed to censorship, I can understand where these states that banned the film are coming from. At Midnight is the first movie of its kind made in Brazil and it depicts a man being mutilated and burned alive by a blaspheming psychopath? Not an easy sell to the arbiters of culture morality, even if the people ate it up.

Coffin Joe returned in This Night I’ll Possess Your Corpse (1967)–seriously loving these titles–and continued his insane pursuit for a perfect woman to carry on his bloodline. This motivation is what ties together At Midnight, This Night, and Embodiment of Evil into what is known as the Coffin Joe trilogy. The character’s appearance in other films tends to be more meta, where Marins plays both himself and the character. It goes to show though how much the character had grown into an icon by the 1970’s. Josê Mojica Marins passed away on February 19th of this year, but his influence and impact on the horror genre lives on not just in Brazil but all over the world.

3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

2. Equinox (1970)4. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Now there’s a title that rolls right off the tongue. I’ve previously reviewed The Incredibly Strange Creatures at far greater length, so if you want to know more about this bizarro mid 60’s flick, go ahead and check that out.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures is what you get when you take the ramblings of a drunken beatnik, film a talent show, and give it all the William Castle treatment during its theatrical run. You see, Castle was someone who employed in-theater gimmickry to accompany his movies. These gimmicks ranged from having audiences cheer for what ending they wanted to see (Mr. Sardonicus) to having a floating glow-in-the-dark skeleton fly over the audience (House on Haunted Hill). Director and star Ray Dennis Steckler tried his hand at this kind of gimmickry with The Incredibly Strange Creatures by having actors (sometimes including himself) dress up like zombies and run around the theater. Did it work as intended? There’s nothing I could find that says one way or another, but it likely provided audience members with a welcome distraction from watching the travesty onscreen.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures is not a good movie, at least in the traditional sense of the word “good”. The movie is notorious for its padded runtime. This padding comes in the form of musical numbers. Yes, it’s a musical–the first monster musical ever made, beating out The Horror of Party Beach by a month. These scenes were all filmed in the span of a day with minimal time for practicing and nailing down routines. The result is a disastrous, particularly when backup dancers are involved. Steckler even had the dancers chew gum in the hopes that it would distract from their footwork. It doesn’t. If there’s any saving grace here, it’s that the songs rarely clock in over three minutes in length. Even when the songs are thrown back-to-back-to-back, the unintentional hilarity is enough to hold your attention, even if it’s only to see how bad the next song is.

When the movie isn’t being drawn out with musical numbers, it’s following beatnik Ray Dennis Steckler (alias Cash Flagg) as he makes one bad life choice after the next. He quickly falls into the trap of the psychotic fortune teller Estrella, has a fever dream, and goes on a killing spree while sporting his dorkiest-looking hoodie. In that one sentence, I’ve explained the entire plot of the movie. Is it any wonder the film has been subject to overwhelmingly negative reviews over the years? It currently commands a measly 2.2 on IMDb and a 14% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

There aren’t many fans of this movie, which is likely why it hasn’t seen a new home video release in 15 years. The film can currently be found on YouTube in its full version as well as an edited-down version for Mystery Science Theater 3000. They cut one scene of bloodshed from their version, but the movie is kept largely in tact, so unless you’re just dying to see what kind of violence this movie can muster, the MST3K version is more highly recommended for first-time viewers.

The Monster Roster:

  • Estrella — a fortune teller with a crystal ball, a mole, and a penchant for throwing acid in men’s faces. This also turns them into zombies somehow. Other times, she may use Hallucinogenic Hypnovision (a cute name for a spinning wheel a la The Twilight Zone) to turn ordinary people into crazy killers that do her bidding. Almost makes you wonder why she’d bother keeping all those zombies locked up.
  • Ortega — the eternally-smoking henchman of Estrella. He’s in desperate need of a shower and likely works for her with the agreement that one day he’ll get to take one. That day will never come, but he’s gotten quite comfortable killing in the meantime.
  • Zombies — the monsters of Estrella’s creation. They have no affiliations and will try to kill anything that gets in their way–Estrella included. Given the businessman at the beginning gets to wear the same clothes as a zombie, I can only assume two of the other zombies Estrella created were formally pirates.
  • Hypnotized Jerry — after falling into Estrella’s trap, Jerry becomes a psychotic killer who is triggered at the sight of any kind of spinning circle. The length of this hypnotism varies, but it lasts the longest when Estrella uses her wheel. Under this spell, Jerry becomes the goofiest slasher until Ricky Caldwell blew all previously contenders away in Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1988)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) — Review

“Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.”

According to the 2004 documentary The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies is the worst movie ever made. While it certainly could win for most absurdly long title, is it truly the worst?

First, let’s have a look at the plot and the characters. Jerry is a beatnik, a real cool guy who doesn’t care about work or being told what to do. He just wants to live his life, man. How he affords to live at all is irrelevant. Jerry is played by the director, Ray Dennis Steckler, under the pseudonym–I kid you not–Cash Flagg. Jerry has a friend named Harold who’s probably paying the rent while Jerry does his soul-searching. He’s the heavy-accented voice of reason in Jerry’s hedonistic mind. Jerry also has a girlfriend named Angela. She lives with her conservative mother and her college-bound brother who both look down on Jerry. These three friends go to the Pike to remind us here in the 21st century how much amusement parks have improved since the 60’s. There, they visit Estrella, a crazy fortune teller who mutilates men’s faces with acid and turns them into zombies. She’s aided in this horrific scheme by her filthy, deformed, and perpetually-smoking henchman Ortega. Jerry and friends go to have their fortunes read, but Jerry, being the lovable guy that he is, disregards the ominous vision Estrella has and doesn’t bother to pay. They leave. Next to Estrella’s is a strip show. Jerry feels a strong urge to see the show after locking eyes with a beautiful stripper named Carmelita, and he ditches Angela when she objects to seeing the show with him, leaving Harold to get her home safe. How’s that for a likable lead? Well, Jerry gets what’s coming to him, as Carmelita was actually a lure for Estrella. She hypnotizes Jerry, causing him to dream of facepainted women locking him in a maze of arms, imitating set a sentient amusement park turnstiles, and also making him kill the one of the musical acts in the film. It’s up to Harold and Angela to save their friend from this murderous spell. Will they? Should they?

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It’s important to note that The Incredibly Strange Creatures is a monster musical. It beat out the equally lambasted Horror of Party Beach (1964) by a month in its release, so it is also the first in this strange little subgenre. Interspersed throughout the plot of the film are musical numbers, but this film has more in common with The Ed Sullivan Show than it does The Sound of Music (1965). You see, the songs have nothing to do with the plot of the film. For example, the show Jerry ditches Angela for features three performances that pad the runtime by nearly ten minutes. In all, there are ten of these scenes, only four of which loosely connect to the story. They range from generic songs, to poorly-choreographed dance numbers, to even more-poorly-choreographed dance numbers. It’s like watching a bad variety show…which is kind of what I’d expect to see at an old amusement park.

Despite all of the film’s clear technical ineptitude, The Incredibly Strange Creatures is, well, incredibly watchable. Its runtime is padded by the musical numbers, but none of the music is unbearable. The songs are all relatively short, so even when they’re thrown back-to-back-to-back, you’re not clawing your eyes out waiting for the movie to get back on track. At its worst, you end up laughing at the ridiculous costumes and how little coordination there is between the backup dancers. The Incredibly Strange Creatures is like Horror of Party Beach in this enjoyably bad sense, though it never delivers a bop like “The Zombie Stomp”. Then again, it doesn’t force me to endure the second-hand embarrassment of watching the Del-Aires fake-cry during “Joy Ride”, so it does have that going for it. But I digress. The Incredibly Strange Creatures is a merciful movie. The fifty minutes of the film that isn’t padding is an unfocused assemblage of bad character writing, horrible dialogue, and trippy sequences preceded by “Hallucinogenic Hypnovision”, which is just a cute name for a hypnotic spiral Estrella uses on Jerry. All of this combined with the terrible acting create an entertaining mess of a movie. It’s hard not to laugh at exchanges like this, especially when Angela (Sharon Walsh) attempts to deliver the last line with such sincerity:

Angela’s Mother [after Jerry arrives at Angela’s house]: Someday, he’s going to meet a girl that’s just his type, and you’re going to be hurt.

Angela: I don’t think so.

Angela’s Mother: He didn’t even come to the door for you!

Angela: He wouldn’t be Jerry if he did.

And no more than a half hour of movie later, Angela’s mother’s words turn out to be true. Amazing.

The incompetence in front and behind the camera gives the film a certain appeal, but the what elevates it from comical flop to something more is its setting. I’m not just talking about the amusement park. I love the neon-lit rides, the old wooden roller coaster, and the creepy-ass animatronics, but there are a lot of films out there that also have that stuff and are significantly more competent, like the thriller Night Tide (1961) and the beach party musical (sans monsters) Beach Party (1963), both of which were filmed at or near the Pike. What makes The Incredibly Strange Creatures special is that it captures a moment in time. The mid-60’s was a time of great cultural change, between the innocence of the 50’s and the hippie counterculture of the late 60’s. It comes across in nearly every facet of the film, from the music to proto-psychedelic dream sequences to the fashion. Jerry’s outlook on work, life, and sticking it to the man originated in beatnik culture, but would continue through the hippie movement. This snapshot of the country in that moment, seeing the change manifest in art, is fascinating and makes The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies more than a funny name.

And that brings us back to the question I posed at the beginning of this review. Is this the worst movie ever made? If you took the film on its objective qualities alone, I think you could make a case for why it’s one of the worst. The plot is scatterbrain, and the movie crams in nearly a half hour of filler to get the runtime to a somewhat respectable 80 minutes. By most marks, that is the making of a bad film. But film is not something that operates on objective principles. It ain’t physics. It’s art, and art is inherently subjective. We can deconstruct this film all we want, laugh at every ridiculous decision made by a man who willingly uses the pseudonym Cash Flagg, but if I’m laughing, then I’m having a good time. It follows then that the movie isn’t actually that bad. Maybe it’s even, dare I say, good? Not in the same way as Tarkovsky, of course, but it explains why films like Hobgoblins (1988), Troll 2 (1990), and Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) have gained cult followings over the years.

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So there you have it. The Incredibly Strange Creatures may’ve been grilled on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and named the “Worst Movie Ever Made” by some guys back in the 2000’s, but it’s a good movie to me, and at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters. Who knows, maybe you’ll think it’s a good movie too.

11. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)

The only horror here is how little beach there is in this movie.

Introducing the lowest rated film on this list according to IMDb (2.8) and what is listed on Wikipedia as one of the worst films ever made: The Horror of Party Beach. It’s a b-movie that continues the tired trend of monsters being created out of radioactive waste. There are a million and one other movies that have followed the same formula, but this one, by the looks of it, is the worst of the bunch. A total slog to sit through, surely.

Night 11_The Horror PosterBelieve it or not, The Horror of Party Beach isn’t even close to being a laborious watch. This movie is a total cheeseball, and is aware enough of that fact to avoid taking itself completely seriously. It’s also structured well enough that none of the music numbers are the sole focus of the scene. There’s always something going on around the beach, whether it’s an actual real-life biker gang arriving at the Connecticut beach or a “teenager” meeting a chocolate syrupy fate at the hands of the creature. The movie doesn’t wear out the welcome of its mediocre rock band, The Del-Aires, which is a lot more than could be said for The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies, a similarly “bad” film that came out around the same time. In fact, one of the songs the Del-Aires play, “Zombie Stomp”, is genuinely catchy. Don’t be surprised if that ascending chorus melody gets stuck in your head.

The Horror of Party Beach steers away from the titular setting after the first murder to focus on its main characters: a scientist named Dr. Gavin in his 50’s and his definitely-not-teenage-daughter Elaine who always calls her father “daddy”. Yuck. Teaming up with this scientist is the dashing Hank Green. No, not that one. They work together to stop the creatures from killing anyone else.

This investigation takes time, however. As they work, the creatures begin racking up a body count, starting with what is perhaps the best scene in the film. A group of “teenage” girls are throwing a slumber party, complete with a half-assed pillow fight when the creatures arrive, uninvited. Needless to say, things don’t go so well for the girls. The Horror of Party Beach, as it turns out, is the original Slumber Party Massacre. From then on, the movie maintains a structure of Dr. Gavin and Hank working on a way to defeat the creatures and the killing of random people by the creatures. On top of being murderous and unsympathetic, the creatures are also sexists. All of their victims are women, except in one instance where three extremely intoxicated men are killed. I guess it was too unbelievable to have able-bodied men be taken down by some of the most ridiculous looking monsters put to film. Nice one, 60’s.

There is something charming to me about The Horror of Party Beach. It’s ineptly made in nearly every regard, and yet it’s an entertaining experience. The second half loses a little steam, but even then, it’s still just as watchable as any other b-movie from the era. If you prefer a more intentionally humorous way of viewing The Horror of Party Beach, it was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 in 1997. Me personally, I prefer watching it sans commentary and basking in the radioactive waters of Party Beach.

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